I’m shy. I’d probably just give him a thumbs up or finger guns or something.

A decimooch is just longer than a day.

Yeah but your intestine(s) are a giant squiggle in your gut. You need a straight line for the piercing, and to do that with your intestine(s), well, you’d have to lay em out end to end. That’s a great way to get pink eye.

You’re not kidding. This is what I use to plan my summers

Also y’all need to check out Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden. No relation to the conversation, it’s just hella fun.

Toad Bongzales would be a great stage name

Pshawn

Dammit I have trouble not rhyming antelope with Penelope.

huh, that sounds an awful lot like british israelism.

you eat very slow dude

just watched the first holodeck episode on TNG and the big problem was that they couldn’t get the arch to appear.

also this is worth saying

A light mauling from a black bear is also better for you than alcohol.

hyperbole when discussing medical shit does no good for anyone, and if you’re confident in this opinion maybe ask a doctor or get mauled by a bear yourself.

i thought it was the hobby lobby orbital mass driver

I shouldn’t have this ALA logo here either

The fins

Down an elevator shaft, onto some bullets.

If my enemies destroy each other, I’m certainly saved some effort. Go for it, champ!

I’m with you, but I don’t see Trump going after anyone on his personal revenge list before Obama and Biden. Won’t start the deportation/concentration camp bullshit in earnest until after a few of those because he has to prove to the legislature that he controls them before he does anything too unpopular or evil.

Open a nearby window just a crack and they’ll spy on the neighbors for you. Mine has so much gossip to tell me every afternoon.