Some Trump crony sent them a letter saying they could no longer criticize trump in any way and must praise trump at the start of each show and they said, uh, no fuck off. So they are cutting all their funds. This is just a guess.

Eh, potatoes? Just get some plastic eggs and some paint, tinsel/glue and stickers and decorate those.

I really think that’s part of the plan. If all the smart libruls leave then they can guarantee their future electoral victories. It’s the same with the anti-trans and abortion legislation in backwater states. Make life miserable for those affected, they leave to greener pastures, Repubs lock down their states for another generation.

I feel like I should start wearing a mask again in stores and other crowds, because this administration is going to kill me if I wait for the experts.

ps There are no experts anymore just these anti vaccine loony fuckshits.

They used an AI to come up with the tariff rates. There’s no actual proof that trump can count past single digits.

So he’s giving the other countries a 90 day reprieve to seek other trading partners? Ones that aren’t dictated by a toddler who thinks random mood swings are the basis of a sensible foreign trade policy? Smart move, trump.

Oh they do, but usually not by choice.

I wonder what percentage of that is going to be kicked back to trump as a commission?

He’ll throw Starlink under the bus because his ego can’t handle admitting he’s a trash gamer.

When we’re in a bona fide depression he’s going to point to this as the reason he failed. “Look, if China, those damn Chinese, if the China had just let me grab them by the wallet, if they played nice, well we’d all by billionaires by now. I promise. The best billionaires. Believe me. It’s China’s fault.”

As soon as they feel economic pain: I didn’t vote for this.

They’re fine with racism. They’re fine with homophobia. But mess with their investments? The whining is going to be historic.

Move I guess?

The effects of Trumps tariffs and Musk’s meddling are barely being felt yet though. We’re on the precipice of economic disaster but most Americans aren’t feeling it personally yet. Once they do and the leopards are out eating faces in earnest the protest numbers will go way up. Unlike usual recessions which most lay people don’t really understand this has a clear origin point: Trumps idiotic tariffs. There’s no spinning that.

Goddamn there’s being a pathetic simp, and then there’s wearing a “Trump was right about everything” hat. People theorize that Musk is the boss in their relationship but I bet some trump crony put the hat in his hands and said “wear it”. And he did. And then later asked if trump saw him wearing it.

Because that island exports 1000 dollars worth of timber (or whatever) to America, but only imports 300 dollars worth of paint (or whatever) from America. Trumps child like brain sees that as them taking advantage of poor old America. The numbers must be equal or better for America or they are being cheated. Even though America needs more wood and the isle folk don’t need any more art supplies. He’s an idiot.

If you can get sick and the insurance ghouls can cancel your insurance to protect their profits then they’ve already sentenced you to death. People just ignore the reality until it happens to them.

Eat shit Musk.

Ron’s oldest kid is almost 10. They’re going to lead by example and get a job in the factory, right?

Oh no, the locals don’t want to host the people who are trying to destroy their sovereignty and make them a vassal state because a dementia case wants to copy his idol Putin and do a territorial expansion. How dare they complain, I guess?

Ok, so a car wash kills it. What happens when it rains? Do they sell a giant umbrella to mount on the stupid ass thing?