Valheim <3

Took me a good 5 seconds of thinking this was a fantastic shitpost before I saw what OP meant, good post

Interesting, I’ll have a look into it. Thanks

I have it in a bottle, works great. I just wish the resolution wasn’t so ass

Going for the DK rings got me enough dupes to last a year and by that point slayer can carry

Oh for fucks sake. Why must enshitification come for everything

It has been 0 days since classified military gene research has been leaked by interrogating ai detecting models

Funnily enough it was HD2 that finally convinced a few of my friends to hop on over the Linux

Can I cuss the software for being terrible and then git blame in silence right after?

Yep, this is exactly it. Always hire the smart noob over the experienced idiot.

That’s a great way of putting it.

We’ve had fewer power outages at our new offgrid house (0) than we had living anywhere else

Nobody wants Denuvo anywhere Shrivel up and die at earliest convenience plzkthx <3

Common Valve W

All of the improvements are fantastic, I love them so much. The whole game is just QoL soup

They do host them on their servers, sort of (if you’re asking how ad brokers work that’s a bit of a different scope).

Does poo have to be on your desk to smell it?
The post office (website) is telling you (your computer) to go over and pick up a parcel of poo (an ad) that’s there for you.
You say no, I don’t think I will (adblock/poo block)

Shouldn’t be too hard to figure out who did it, only a select few know how to make tar balls.

obligatory https://xkcd.com/1168

I personally enjoyed Exapunks more but they’re both bangers for sure

Her: I’m a virgin

My penis:

Handy dandy diagram for any execs that are confused

Wow that’s a pretty damning indictement of the product.

To be able to go from “pirated games tend to sell more” all the way to “pirated games with this added not only negate that effect but go so far as to sell fewer copies” is an impressive feat