Time cube guy has your back

They’ll say something like “these companies do business across state borders, so only federal law applies” and then everybody will just let them do it

Just set your console clock forward 2 weeks, easy peasy

Large if factual

My guess is that this is just him leading up to trying to refuse payment. A few days is hardly enough time to make any real assessment of the debts the treasury services, but all he has to do is say words and the rest of the idiots fall in line.

Jolly rancher

When does smokey enter the public domain? I wanna see some b movie horror

I mean, were you 100% honest? It took her proving to you that she knew something happened for you to come clean. If she can’t prove herself that you didn’t fuck another woman, how can she know you didn’t?

Does having all of my music and video on a server next to my bookshelf count? The hdd is physical too…

Isn’t thqt the stonecutters?

I always tell every apprentice i work with that they need to make sure they weren’t the last guy to touch ut when they start bitching about the dumbass that came before them

I offer a thrid option, silent g

By filling them with lightning

“It’s got what plants crave” and “he doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells” are used pretty regularly, and most people I’m around don’t watch much of anything so even well known lines will confuse them.

Just needs some nutmeg

Definitely read this as his test was about lsd, was mighty confused until i scrolled back up and read it 3 more times

Lonestar is our only hope

He can’t eat at burger king

She’s 35 in October, she is eligible