GreenPlasticSushiGrass

They’re OK with having a convicted criminal for president. He was a criminal for the entire term.

It’s the Sunshine Laws!
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And the lunatics.
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Mostly the lunatics.

Biden might not be everything you want, but voting for Biden is like hitting from the tee to the fairway. You’re partway there, and set up well to take care of the rest. Voting for Trump is just teeing off straight into the water hazard.

On edit: Credit to Carlos Alazraqui for the golf analogy.

Børgenkjübbe by Ikea.

So you do actually have to be able to defend against an avocado attack before you move on to pointed sticks. TIL.

OMG, this. My SO was all about Reese’s peanut butter eggs this Easter, but the far superior Aldi chocolate peanut butter bunny bite was my Easter vice.

End quote asana.

He’s also eating peanut butter out of the jar. And he’s a raccoon.

-Netflix has bought the rights to your post and developed a new series!
-After after a half-season of enthusiastic viewership and numbers that our soulless executives don’t like, we have canceled your series!

I’m about to make a pot of coffee and we have two packages of peanut butter cremes. There will be no last cookie today, only regret and self-loathing.

That’s two weeks off with pay and a medal for bravery, right there.

“Have you committed a crime that somebody noticed?” slams book shut

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Return to Homr.

Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.

Perfect pump!

I was about 12 years old when they were popular, and I was in the market for posers with an average sound.

Exactly who is checking on whose muffins here?

Wait, if I spray the can and lose my atheism, does that mean I no longer get to eat the Christian babies?

You can do what you want with your own money, but it costs nothing to keep your bigoted opinions to yourself. Also, the quotes around “hateful” trigger me a bit. It wasn’t “hateful”, it was straight-up hateful.

I live in a coal-producing area, and I agree with all of your points and I can’t wait for the coal industry to be a thing of the past. However, coal is still best for making steel. The amount of coal that we need for producing steel is miniscule compared to the amount that is being mined for energy, but as long as we need steel, we will need at least some coal to produce it economically.