Kangaru chronicles

Mushrooms

The government will keep your money probably lol

And boosting EU Honestly, i think trump is the best thing that happened for the EU.

Finally waking up from their USA reliance sleeping pill

“I’VE NEVER MET A NICE SOUTH AFRICAN!”

We had a curtain rythem to this stuff! He causes trouble, we make memes. He yells and we feel good. And the game would start all over again! Russian war crimes are just not the same without him. War crime has no punchline anymore

Hitler promises to not invade the rest of czechoslovakia

Chaimberlin returns home, waiving the paper in the air, declairing war to be avoided and we erected statues of him and every day on the 5th march we celebrate chaimberlin day!

Random: Hitler invaded the rest of czechislovakia

Chaimberlin: What?

Random: Hitler invaded the rest of czechislovakia

Chaimberlin to Hitler: you lied to me

Hitler: what do you expect? I’m hitler

I mean we could start that global union

Sister unions for Developers and the other for system admins

For me as someone with ADHD and Autism i could list so many. But the most useless defenetly are:

“Just use a planner”

“You can learn to reign it in, others have learned to do so too!”

“Dont throw such a fit over something that small! I only changed your routine/moved around your entire order”

“You just need to focus more!”

“Pull yourself up by the bootstraps!”

I see tf2, i click

Align with the devil…

Czech boys too

Now find CzechHunter! OwO And the boys from it too. There were some cute once in it

2-3 € for eggs is still quite expensive though

I remember when they were 1€ the pack… I would be fine with the price if the loval farmers were to get the big earn share and the animals would be held in good conditions, but that isnt the case…

Watch them turn out even more shit

The white iris and chieftans daughter felt so much like a person jab at teenagers and vegetarians/vegans by the writers ngl. Like making fun of online trends. While yes Asterix has used some “current time topics” it was never the main point of the story!

I fully agree with your point. White Iris is the same plot as fish guy roman agent. But it was better.

The same nutritional topic they also had in the asterix in china movie/book. And it was so out of character. “Oh i want to live more healthy so i dont drink magic potion anymore because i can do it on my own”. Asterix would NEVER do that. He sometimes is the first to go “hey we got the magic potion. That will help us!”

Axterix and the griffin, defenetly was okay and alike to okay adventures of old.

What i kinda would love to see is an adventure where, the allies are needed to be gathered and the village needs them to help them defeat a big threat that could actually be a absolute defeat if the romans do it. A high staked adventure!

The first comic of the new writes, Asterix and the Pics (dk the english titel) captured the essence of asterix best imo.

It really feels like one of the old adventures.

The most faar removed from the modern once was the daughter of verzingetorix. I didnt even read it fully. I couldnt. It lost me half way completely

Punk/Emo Style

I hope we get to see Pepe and his father again :3

YESSS i have been waiting for any news on the new Asterix comic! Also yeah they havent been in portugal yet. Its interesting how they are traveling all the time now and no outside force tries to conquer them from the inside again.

I just hope it wont be as dull as the last few. Maybe its me and i have just changed but the recent once dont feel like real Adventures anymore 🤷‍♂️