Get back to me when it’s attempted buggery.

Erm. Are you thinking of a different kind of conservative?

Other than tradition none of those are traditionally Conservative.

You’re welcome Clara.

What are you gibbering on about?

Frog spawn are the boba of the pond world.

After 368 wipes it’s going to be red.

For a “winner” he’s doing a lot of losing

I saw this when I was about 7 or 8. It was a great horror; really enjoyed it!

I was about to say “I’m not surprised”.

I even thought the psychologist and psychiatrist I’ve seen the past couple of years look almost as miserable and exhausted as me.

Terrible state this country seems to be in.

That’s awful but at least there’s a tiny silver lining…

However, Paticia Zebrowski, University of Iowa assistant professor of speech pathology and audiology notes that the data that resulted from the experiment is the “largest collection of scientific information” on the phenomenon of stuttering and that Johnson’s work was the first to discuss the importance of the stutterer’s thoughts, attitudes, beliefs, and feelings and continues to influence views on stuttering greatly.

Almost every American WWII film for starters. U571 was especially awful.

Section 28 in the UK which banned the “promotion” of homosexuality in schools fucked up a lot of kids in the 90s including me. Thankfully it was repealed.

Don’t let America go that route. You’ll cause more harm by restricting discussion of sexuality.

As a young teen I thought my attraction to my classmates meant I was a paedophile. It resulted in me cutting, burning and hitting myself whenever I wanked to anything gay as a form of ‘DIY conversation therapy’.

I still have the scars at 40 and I only properly came out as gay at 38 after years of self hate.

All I would have needed is a person in authority like a teacher or parent to say “same sex attraction is normal” or “fancying your same sex mates doesn’t make you a pedo - you may just be gay”.

I know it sounds fucking dumb to hear as an adult but as a confused, angsty, pubescent teen who grew up pre-internet* it made sense that I was perverted, evil and broken.

*The internet doesn’t necessarily make it easier for teens to confirm themselves. They could just as easily fall into the same mindset as me due to misinformation rather than ignorance.

I had to fall to lose it all

Pissed, hammered, spannered, rat-arsed, bollocksed, badgered, smashed, away with the fairies, banjaxed, tired and emotional, battered, can’t lie down without holding on, comfortably numb, drunk as a Lord/Judge, steaming, twatted, wasted, three sheets tut wind, lagered up, leathered, legless, pickled, off your tits/face/trolley, out yer tree, pissed as a fart, wellied, sayin hello to Mr Armitage, shit-faced, trollied, utterly carparked, etc, etc.

Hvordan har du det?

Street Spirit - Radiohead

Needs more sunlight.

I’ve heard Germans say it’s terrible in German too.

I like the brown one. I want to nibble him to see if he tastes of coffee or chocolate.

Wouldn’t if I was you.