I just want my childhood to die. At this point I’m willing to grab a shotgun and kill it myself.

Story like this could’ve got him free pints from strangers in pubs till he dies if he acted with more ‘grace’

Pissed and bitchy is a real mood tho

I’m Patroclus

Tbf a bunch of racist, misogynist, homophobic, idiots saw a racist, misogynist, homophobic, idiot and went “he just like me fr.” And they are probably right about that.

Who else has seen the YouTube videos?

For mining… Right?

Queen shit

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Unironically shit posts like this is the stuff I think using ai is useful for.

Literally all dystopias are very obvious commentaries

Fuck you loser

This guy’s a total spanner btw

Accurate because they are riding towards SIN

I always wanted my penis to be bigger, only to realise I actually wanted it smaller.

Not everyday I’m on the fuck you got mine side of the argument

Huh, the Columbian I work with has only ever called himself Colombian

I’m sure Mexicans, Canadians, Colombians and Brazilians love being called Americans lol

Idk which it’s meant to be and I’m too afraid to ask

I feel like no matter how I say it some cunt always tells me I’m saying it wrong

A timeless classic