Used to be a lot cooler. Gnostic Christians leaned into a lot of the esoteric and mystical aspects of Jewish myths. Reading the Book of Enoch is like reading lore from the Diablo franchise.

These nonvoters are so entitled. They want representation in their government. Sorry sweetie, that’s not how democracy™️ works.

Saw this posted on some .world or .lu instance. According to those folks this is what happens when people don’t show up to vote for a candidate who’s not sufficiently left enough, despite voters agreeing with 90% of the candidates policies. The app I use crashed before I could tell the commenter how they single-handedly saved me from the authoritarian left. I mean how could you possibly refute that analysis? I don’t really think you can. Maybe if there was a basic as hell meme that illustrated lesser evilism using wojaks and rage faces to spoon feed this concept it to me then I could be convinced that voting in bourgeois elections is a nearly meaningless activity thanks to the both parties being owned by capital, one of which consistently capitulates to the other, thus moving the entire corporate political spectrum further to the right with every election despite who people vote for. But since I’ve never seen a meme like that I’ll just have to wait 4 years to vote for Gavin Newsom’s presidential ticket.

Yeah but only if you say it like Homestar Runner

In the jungle, welcome to the jungle It’s gonna give you salmo-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-nella-nella

I was being a little facetious, but that’s what I figured. I legitimately have very hard time with reading comprehension. Comes with the territory of having dyslexia.

Okay. I’ve got to ask. Don’t judge me. But what is our behald, and why do we have meat in it? What volume of Capital is this in? Should I be concerned?

We should do it for fun for a day. No warning.

Why win elections when you can lose elections and have your policies implemented anyway?

We don’t just need better propulsion. The human body needs gravity. Not to mention shielding from radiation. Both of those things are doable, but I doubt there’s the political will in Washington to keep astronauts safe. If China planned on sending people to Mars in the future then America would strap a few people into a rocket propelled shoebox and honor the completely broken human when/if they get home.

I have a very similar shirt to yours in that second picture. If you still have it to wear, I hope you will feel connected to someone who cares about you. If you don’t have it, I will wear mine and think of you. Please take care.

Look at the erosion in quality of consumer goods. How could that possibly hold a 300 lbs 32 inch television?

Imma hold your feet to the fire now. Give us your complete, thorough analysis, now.

Just such a lib mindset to toss perfectly good organic matter into the trash instead of the compost bin.

What am I supposed to make of this comment? COVID is ripping through the entire global population still. Do you think COVID is gone elsewhere?

The most I’m expecting is a short lived ad hoc tacticool “checkpoint” on the way to work to keep out the illegals, despite my town being in the geographic center of a continent.

Drumpf is done for now!!! 😭😂😂

Is it so much to ask that they look back on these horrors now and throw themselves off bridges?

When I first learned ASMR several years ago I was really confused that people had to listen to leaves crunching and shit to feel the sensation, because I’ve been able to do it manually since before I could remember. I know not everyone can do that. It’s a fun trick showing someone I can give myself goosebumps at will.

You can tell this wasn’t AI because of the subtle expression of disgust at himself because part of him really liked making the fries.