You going to take a full on shower every time you shit? The best option is a bidet if you ask me.
FartsWithAnAccent
Before you ask, the accent varies based on diet.
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Relaying professional advice doesn’t really make it my advice, but you have a good day. Have fun arguing with strangers on the Internet, I’m gonna go have some fun.
31·17 小时前Skin is just too dry?
Yeah I’m gonna go ahead with the multiple professionals who have advised against it over some random person on the Internet, thanks!
Every plumber I’ve spoken with said that “flushable” wipes are 100% bullshit and to never flush them.
Even wipes are better (just don’t flush them, no such thing as flushable wipes, that is a lie they put on the box).
She got a dirty ass. TP sucks at cleaning your butthole.
Hmm, sounds like something a discordian would say…
31·2 天前No, sorry, we’re going for Neuromancer style corpo control, possibly with the veneer of democratic republics. No Jedi for you, best we can do is… Well, have you read Snow Crash?
12·2 天前The judge will personally whoop his ass with the gavel in a no holds barred cage match at the whitehouse?
Made up CORPORATE holiday, just like Sweetest Day. We don’t even get it off!
You don’t need a day to tell that special someone how you feel, just do it!
262·2 天前This seems hilariously unenforceable.
Reminder that piracy is a service issue.
Gross, I will continue to never shop at Kroger’s lol
For plastic? Ridiculous.