Gotta drain the swamp to make room for the cesspool.

It was fun for the Mars executives, was it not fun for you?

That’s nobody’s business but the Turks.

If they try to stay will you wrestle your upvote back?

I guess it depends on the labor market, it could mean more competition for the same pool of game developers.

Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.

From your most photogenic swimmer.

It has “force”, but it’s not very impressive, I can shoot saliva in approximately a 1ft / 30cm arch.

This is my time to shine, my body is full of useless, I can:

• gleek intentionally (saving people a search: it’s causing the salivary glands under your tongue to shoot saliva, people often do it unintentionally when yawning)
• open my jaw wide enough that it goes out of socket, and twofer I can then move it side to side and produce a loud popping noise
• bend my thumb down to my wrist
• cause my heart rate to spike for short periods even when at rest
• make a three leaf clover with my tongue
• click my tongue extremely loudly

Peelastic is stored in the balls.

I don’t know, I keep seeing Christopher Walken when I see these pictures of the kid.

I’m leaving the country for two weeks for work. Am I doing it right?

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, we’re all going to die. Come watch TV.

Rocinante

I’m pretty sure all insect fragments, rodent droppings, and the like all vanish as soon as they cross the EU border in accordance with food safety regulations. /s

I did start reading into said EU regulations a bit, but I won’t ruin your day.

I enjoyed the show as a kid and only found out about the comic later as an adult. It’s probably why the show sticks with me and I don’t remember much about the comic.

You’re not going to be encouraged by everything else they allow.

Though I think (anyone feel free to jump in if I’ve got it wrong) that the coffee limits are not 10% non-coffee matter by weight but rather 10% of beans demonstrating insect damage/infestation/mold. This is not exactly reassuring, but it’s almost certainly far less insects than 10% of your coffee bag’s weight being ground up buggies. You can read about the FDA’s coffee analysis process which is interesting, if somewhat opaque.

Might be a solid strategy to combat debt collection agencies. They buy overdue debt at steep discounts and then harass people and collect on some portion, enough to make a profit overall. Dealing with sovcits probably has negative expected value vs whatever debt they are trying to collect.

Can you imagine sovcits unintentionally doing societal good by sovciting debt collection agencies? The mind boggles.