Can they not just adopt one of the myriad of children already available anywhere in the world?

Myself

Truly, the Swiss army knife of explosives.

Asgard approved!

Please clap

As an Ohio transplant, thank you?

Based and actually good advice

Not only will not touch you, I will avoid eye contact and make myself as small as possible in my seat for fear of unwantingly touching you. Then i would apologize a lot for some reason

Your eyes are stunning 😍 No way you’re real. People aren’t that pretty!

Petrificus Totalus!

I should have specified they are prescription from a doctor lol

Drugs. Lots of drugs

Darmok and Jalad on the ocean!

Like it says in the Bible (Matthew 26:52), “Live by the stick, die by the explosive drone.”

I remember how awesome Distant Worlds was, as a community event, and I wish I appreciated it more at the time. 65000 light years and back, I even bought a T-shirt and coin to commemorate the event lol o7

Vaporware until proven otherwise. I’ve given up on caring

The deadline to putting out that fire is 12am, if he starts at 11pm he should be fine

Looks like a regular day living with ADHD, honestly

These guys, as Duke Nukem would say, have balls of steel. 🫡

Be the shitpost you want to see in the world.