Jezuz dude. 1986 called, they want their color palette back.

Everything is fine, nothing to see here. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m just going home. To my family. Which I love very much. And who I would never put in danger by not doing my job exactly as instructed.

I’d vote President Camacho before Trump. At least the fictional one has the ability, however feeble, to understand new ideas and change.

In the ocean? Where all the salt water is? I’m sure that’ll be fine and there’s no possible way serious corrosion will be a problem ever.

You mean the same ACA that they plan on abolishing. It’ll be hilarious watching his voters when the leopards get to the eating. It’ll give everyone over here on SSDI Island a preview of the end times.

It’s harder for satire to get ahead when reality is better at it.

No no, that’s the perpetual mash of temporary blindness.

A tree is like a quiet roommate, but makes a huge mess before leaving to travel internationally for half the year.

Elon has the charisma of stale white bread. Trump’s a gullible, narcissistic bully. Elon isn’t a strongman, he’s an awkward, weird nerd. Trump would give him a swirly first. However, it’s possible Elon is just smart enough to manipulate him like a little puppet. Gawd knows Trump is probably the easiest manipulated creature in possession of human DNA. The man must at least know how to fake charisma, many kids as he’s had.

Me: goes outside to touch grass, but it’s raining.

I love how holodecks lacked an Oh Shit button. What’s an Oh Shit button? It’s a big red button on a piece of dangerous machinery that kills the power and stops everything. When something goes wrong and you say “Oh Shit!” and not the button. I literally trained people thus way. It’s a convenient way to associateb the use of the button with the purpose for it.

Imagine how much safer (and less interesting the shows) would be if you could just run to the door, flip the little lid, and smack the big red button to kill the power to the stupid thing.

I say replace all the bathrooms with genderless-only ones. You can’t use them if you have any gender, sorry.

Yeah yeah keep squawking.

You must not have been born in the 70s or 80s. It’s really easy. Step 1, replace your smart phone with a flip phone. This concludes all your steps.

Ever wonder if she was a chocoholic because as half betazoid it acts as a mild narcotic? Like for full betazoids it’s a controlled substance or something?

That must be his drug-fueled orgy nickname. Self-appointed, naturally. As opposed to Trump’s orgy nickname, Jaundiced Toad.

Tradition, mostly. When I discussed this with my fiancee she just wants to - I certainly don’t care. My one cousin went with both hyphenated, in alphabetical order so hers was first.

Fido, no!

Make it public you cowards.