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Cake day: August 7th, 2023

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  • EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneNuclear Rule
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    4 days ago

    Classic Lavender Marriage is the easy answer. In my wife’s case she is deeply intimidated by pretty women so she has enough trouble talking to them. She couldn’t flirt with one to save her gay ass.

    Her not being attracted to me like that is fine by me since I’m ace. We’re basically just besties on a permanent sleepover that we formalized for tax purposes.


  • EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zonetopissposting@lemmy.worldyes
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    6 days ago

    In my experience hearing it is more “failing to hook up with” than “screwing up the relationship with” regrettably. A lot of people seem to think autistic girls are easier to manipulate into sex than others. It could absolutely be the more innocent version but in my experience that phrase is usually pretty indicative of the stereotypical “pickup artist” mindset.



  • I think the weird ones with the horns are usually called Scalies. Wait no I suppose goats exist… Carry on.

    Jokes aside this comment made me laugh so hard because before I figured out I was ace and was still forcing myself to keep up a “normal” sex drive for my ex the only porn that did it for me was the super degenerate kind. So for the longest time I thought I had just a bunch of weird fetishes but in reality I was just so asexual that it was indistinguishable from a severe porn addiction like some Degenerate Horseshoe Theory.

    So I guess the point is just: Become Ungovernable. Beat your meat to Furry Porn






  • I had one of them in my left arm right at like the bottom of the shoulder muscle. Only thing that happened with it was the pore like… Stretched out until it was about the size of the pump needle you use for like a basketball. Even after finally getting the hair out of it the pore never fully closed back up. I like to joke that it’s my vaccine injection port but it’s like an inch or so too low for where they usually put them.