If you hadn’t lied they would have burned you at the steak

Right, because people are only allowed to do anything if they have been explicitly asked beforehand to do it

That reminds me, please provide evidence that someone asked you to write this comment

I have the same with these fake brands they’ll use in TV and movies. Oh yes, have a bowl of Colonel Crunch before going to McBurgerTown

Gonna start selling Buy Nothing Day merch and decorations

Bojangles

France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation

“Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff”

Why stop at breathing it in when you can rub it on your face. Foreskin skin cream is a real thing. Where else do you think all these baby foreskins go?

Pickelhaube 2.0

Step 2: Start licking the table cause that’s where most of the mac n cheese ended up

Despite the old stereotype of Japan being a futuristic nation that produces the technology of tomorrow, a lot of it’s institutions are still using very outdated technology.

Fax is still very actively used

Bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that?

The Mandalorian: Season 3, Episode 3

On Coruscant, former Imperials find amnesty in the New Republic and attempt to adapt to a new way of life.

That was Mandalorian? Fir some reason I thought that had happened in Andor

The word EmuDeck made me do a double take

Do you sometimes or occasionally go to a store? If yes then great. Simple deposit the empty bottle into the bag you take to the store and you’re dandy!

That is a simple trick only millions of people are performing every day

The Maillard reaction is different from caramelization

Caramelization may sometimes cause browning in the same foods in which the Maillard reaction occurs, but the two processes are distinct. They are both promoted by heating, but the Maillard reaction involves amino acids, whereas caramelization is the pyrolysis of certain sugars.

I feel the problem with pants isn’t weight related, since that’s honestly neglectable with clothing, but with how they put constricting pressure on your waist.

I loved it when I wore overalls at my old job, it felt like I was being naked, while also having soooo many pockets

“Damn, Supreme Leader wasn’t lying. Compared to this, North Korea is truly the greatest country in the world”

God: “Lucy, old buddy? I need you to invent something for me”

Ok Jack, I’m gonna need some explanation for this meme