In related news, I’ve decided to start referring to toilet paper as crap napkins.

No point; resistance is futile.

I’ll just see myself out.

And let’s not forget about playing long-covid roulette every time you get infected!

More like Faux News

I do know that if our servers lose power in the CMOS battery is dead and then they will internally destroy themselves and never function again. This is to prevent piracy I assume.

Holy shit, DRM needs to fuck off and die.

The fuck are they filling the gaps with, their imagination?

The word they’re looking for is “shitnami”.

I prefer to minimize my chances of getting long covid, so getting vaccinated is the obvious choice.

What invitation? I had to proactively remember to get my vaccine.

Motherfuckers moving digits around hoping nobody will notice.

440 -> 400? Nah, too obvious.

440 -> 404? Greasy, let’s do that!

CHEESE IS NICE!

Google does have a bad habit of pruning things…

Better yet, let’s call it “arrchiving”!

He’s done a good job of decorating the tree with a bunch of mutilated reindeer.

I’ve heard that you can’t easily search your entire email history with Proton mail. Have you found this to be an issue?

Nah, it’s orange, so it’s probably not thinking at all.

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There’s no cleaning that shit up.

What am I even looking at? The site doesn’t give any context for their products. Do these plug into old consoles?

WHY ALL THE YELLING?

Laughs in Firefox