This reminds me of my mate in primary school answering the fox, chicken, and grain river puzzle by saying “they should all cross on jet skis.”

Now we can all focus on the A-press challenge.

Careful, Elon might try to sue France.

Break her brainstem.

The children yearn for the fields.

Break her kneecaps.

While also setting up the sturdiest traps humanity has ever seen. They didn’t get set off once in thousands of years.

They literally have a ‘cease to exist’ pit.

Guy actually went and gentrified Silent Hill.

Also the fact that he rarely breaks character, even when the mark is asking if he’s fake. Most of the time, if he stays with it, they just start to believe him again. He’s that dedicated to wasting their time.

Eating cobs as dry as Thatcher’s gash will do that to you.

My wife hates the winter shorts I wear around the house.

There are plenty of gorilla women on Fur Affinity.

He financed that with a huge grant.

I want a keyboard that is just one main key with 100 or so modifier keys surrounding it.

You’ve got an ‘S’ key, so that’s enough.

I first assumed this was a Kitboga project or something, but the fact that it’s a mobile provider doing it themselves is amazing.

They need to hire a Jones impersonator to host.

Where can I get this list?

I think we just need to adopt the 2000s mindset again of dropping a platform when it gets shit. No one gave a fuck about the loss of Digg and Myspace.