When the wife isn’t a cumslut but wants to let you get that facial so you have to ease her into it

Fuck you and happy cake day

Is almond milk milk tho?

What’s with the soundtrack lol

This is the closest to my list. I’d swap 4&5 and then 7&9 because I haven’t seen #7 and thought #9 was great.

Less watermark

And what are HIS qualifications?

What does it feel like when the air pressure drops?

I still have it in the number one spot on the first page of my folder. It lives there forever.

Forever on my home screen RIP

That’s exactly what a BOT would say!!

Would the police count as public sector? Maybe one good thing could come of this.

Is this where they are hearing about how all the gangs of immigrants are taking over apartment complexes? I heard someone recently list this as one of the big reasons they voted for trump.

This is a fair question. The people voted for fascism. What’s he supposed to do, stage a coup to try and overturn the election results?

He wanted to, and thought he could rise to the occasion but old age got to him.

I’d finally clean my gutters.

Maybe next weekend….

What shoes?

DDFH

I’ve already vowed not to donate to red states/areas anymore. Pick your bitch asses up by the bootstraps next hurricane season, morons.

This dude is the exact opposite of WWJD. Fucking dipshits.

LMFAO