we are leaderless. acting individually looks like a public tantrum. acting as one makes a movement.

If you have a pet that isnt allowed on the bed but you know she gets on it when you are not there, now you have the tools to get that proof. >=)

Yea you have a point but also the bulge on my pants has never looked bigger

Just started red dead 2

Imagine you were to do this shit after someone talking about how Jesus will strike sinners down, then suddenly a buff Jesus appears and chokes you out a little bit. Thats what this guy went through.

I love everything about this picture lol

Sometimes, while having breakfast, you relish in the fact that a chicken struggled to push something jumbo out of its anus.

I am immeasurably thankful and my weekend is booked

Let’s go to mars?

Am I hip now?

Them fighting sarcastic words there

But all those you listed weren’t available internationally I believe. Atleast in the US, ask anyone who came to work how they keep in touch with people back home, and they’ll likely say whatsapp.

My wonderful sweet lady dog has been scooping up turds with her mouth like a hungry hippo. One chomp, down the hatch. Although just recently, she was trying to sneak in a frozen one. 🤮

Well call them… Cummies

Is “buying D” illegal in Sydney?

It’s insane how many comments here are “if he isn’t with me, then he’s against me.” Dave isn’t an enemy but people like in this comment section push people away with this mentality. So many people here need to touch grass and realize life isn’t as simple as my team vs your team.

Sometimes I get so jealous of their lives.

I see a light saber

Looks awesome! I’ll have to print it sometime after Christmas tho

After you finally figure it out

Aaaand he gets to work from home. Fml