I’m from Ohio too. Hi.

My question is, is there a state where you’d rather live?

This isn’t Strange Planet.

I thought the priest at church was Jesus.

To me, the main difference is that I can’t get Firefish to work.

I’m pretty sure my girlfriend would prefer “Luigi with Tits.”

It’s called chipmunk remixes.

Mega Man Legends!

I’m disabled and unemployed with only a GED education. I’m not a programmer or anything. I taught myself basic HTML in 1997 when I was 10, but that’s about as far as I go. I know juuuuust enough about tech to understand and appreciate that Lemmy is decentralized and open-source.

But I think you’ll find that a lot of new users are only here because Spez is ruining Reddit. All they’re looking for is a Reddit that doesn’t suck.

I still use Winamp because people made plugins for it (like Chipamp) so I can listen to video game music in its native/emulated format. For me, that’s all Winamp is good for. This new Winamp is probably new software created from the ground up, so those plugins will be useless.

Definitely A.

B is kinda creepy and C looks like a VR app.

What kind of mom tells their kid there’s a monster under their bed who wants to eat their feet?

I couldn’t be friends with someone who hates juice.

Lemmy would really benefit from a “hide child comments” option.

If one of those aliens turns out to be Jesus, I might have to become a Christian.

I haven’t seen Ai Kizuna in a while!

BONELESS

I like vaginas the way I like my pizza: BONELESS.

Welp. Time to find a new website.

Fuck yeah!

I want /r/TrainerFucks to come to Lemmy…

YTS is good for movies.

YTS is bad for movies, it turns out.