Yup

That’s what happens when people stumble across that website called GitHub, get hooked and now have unrealistic expectations for the real git.

“I just installed Git for Windows. Where is the drag-to-upload box?”

— A statement dreamt up by the utterly deranged

Real git involves a lot of sweat, requires you to clean up any mess you make, and communicate with any partners about their preferred techniques instead of rawdogging it and waiting for issues. The pushing and pulling will come naturally but you need to know how and when to release, and be clear about how you wish to commit. Nightly is an option but good luck getting everyone on board. People might judge you for using the word “master” but it should be alright in private.

Still avoids Scunthorpe. There is no good reason to visit Scunthorpe.

Is it the lighting or did you also get 10 years younger?

My CPU lasted longer than the sticker (it’s a laptop)

Congratulations, you triggered a filter search…

Antigua and Barbuda
Bangladesh
Barbados
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Cabo Verde
Cambodia
Canada
Chad
Congo, Democratic Republic of the
Cote d’Ivoire
Denmark
Djibouti
Dominica
Dominican Republic
El Salvador
⋮

This happens so often I instinctively press ⌫, C, Z when I see this specific list.

“What do you mean you can’t play games with it, son? When I had this in high school, I got invited to every LAN party and got free drinks.”

What year?

Scrolling through 200 items is easier on a phone than a desktop without PgUp/PgDn.

Or (A)llemagne, (N)iemcy, (T)yskland, (S)aksa, (V)asija (you won’t encounter the last two unless you use a website in Finnish or Estonian, however the first three are used in numerous countries including Germany’s neighbors).
The lists are occasionally auto-translated, sometimes I see “🇹🇷 Truthahn”.

I imagine the Australian embassy in Vienna already has forms to handle the situation, and so does the Austrian one in Canberra.

Nope, that’s French

From apparent man to very obvious woman. Congratulations!

Please continue posting updates. Trans and gender-questioning people are in need of good news right now.

…or 38.4 m more than you

It’s ambiguous. Either above-average male height (by Japanese standards) or 23 times that.

Google Deepl’s translation of the text in the first pic:

Cat with magical powers

Motif: “Nekozuka,” a tourist attraction in Omaezaki City

A member of the 1st Nyanya Police Force. He is currently stationed at the base because he wants to play with the radar dome.

• He is 176 cm tall, or 40 m. He is good at sports, but not good in water.

• He is a male.

The second pic:

Sign:

Do not touch

✔️ Line up to take a picture
❌ Delay
❌ Ambiguous items (e.g. model guns)
❌ Touch the staff

Speech bubble

Welcome to KEMOKET!
Welcome to Kemoket!

Text underneath

Self-Defense Recruitment

https://www.mod.go.jp/gsdf/jieikanbosyu/index.html

^{Air Self-Defense Force Omaezaki-chi Kouyatskree - “Omaneko”}

Let’s just anthropomorphize the animals then

If her only difference from Trump was willingness to prosecute Musk, she would be worth it.

Yes, the primaries have been rigged, and we need a multi-party system with proportional representation. Until then, there is not much you can do other than begrudgingly vote Democrat.

Who’s Jane? This is Fedora the Explainer.

Europe’s regulations are strict and robust. However, the German Greens convinced lots of people that they aren’t enough.