Who learns with five thousand files though?

This person is why we have that meme where devs would rather struggle for a week than spend a few hours reading the documentation.

My secret - I tell people the time I want to leave, minus an hour. But I say “ish”. So 7-ish. 8-ish.

The really respectful people will say goodbye and you can say, “I think I can stay a bit longer. I’m having so much fun.” The party people will beg for you to stay a bit longer. And so you do and still can leave at a reasonable time.

Even events, I tell them I’m leaving early to “beat traffic”.

Star Tropics is fantastic! I bought it used and it still has the letter in the box.

Do they really confiscate your passport?!

Holy shit thats what Dubai employers do to keep their servants enslaved!

Is hostels still a thing for young people?

I wonder if AirBnB destroyed that industry. I saw a “hostel” in my city but it was charging $70 a night. When I was growing up, hostels were like $20-30 a night, cheaper than a motel 6.

My wife hates camping. She needs electricity, a toilet, wifi, etc.

I never thought about why until your comment. My wife moved houses every few months as a kid. Maybe 10-15 times total before before college.

Ah it’s a yellow flag! Boys, we’re cracking the women code!

If me writing a 20 page essay about my favorite TV show and being a major contributor to the wiki counts as a disability, then I want a parking permit.

Yes but from a security perspective, that’s like putting your house keys with your photo ID that has your address.

TRUST THE SECURE RAINBOW BUTTHOLE

I can’t stand that old-school WoW combat system any longer. It’s so clunky.

The same way the Resident Evil remakes removed tank movement of the clessics, I want a KoTOR remake that makes this game be more action-y like all the modern online games.

Played the Bounty Hunter storyline and I was really impressed with all the storytelling!

Why is this a MMO?

It’s depressing how much story is in this game, and you have to lug though the nonstop MMO BS to enjoy it.

Having been to many local Microsoft events, this is pretty common.

Literal Microsoft employees would jokingly tell the presenters not to connect to the Internet to avoid getting a Microsoft update that will derail their workshops.

I just checked as well and was confused.

My colleagues live in that state and was about to reach out.

Depends.

If they flaunt it with their fancy cars and designer clothes, I think they’re gross.

If they look like a hobo but are highly educated about finances… Aaaaay bay bee how you doin? Wink at me, you economist with a 401K who ties her hair up because she hasn’t showered in days because she was doing data science. Spit in my mouth, you engineer with a diverse stock portfolio who wears the same hoodie you wore in college because clothes shopping is hard and you want to focus on optimizing your CI pipelines. Choke me, you tenured professor with a mature retirement fund who dedicated their life building physics engines to teach grad students.

My wife subscribes to Hulu and Netflix. Her sister has Disney plus.

I don’t own any subscriptions for entertainment, except maybe Humble Bundle, which isn’t a streaming service. My subscriptions are more for software and tech.

As a person who has a lot of Netflix stock but doesn’t own Netflix… Please subscribe to Netflix!

Oh shit new moral panic just dropped!

I was just talking to people about how those who didn’t know Biden dropped out of the 2024 Presidential election must have either the hardest life where they have bigger problems, or the easiest life where they tune everything out.