Certified silly goose

I’m 32 and my boyfriend is almost 50. Are you afraid of your husband dying? What are you planning on doing after he dies?

If your bananas have developed sentience and started to beg, you’ve left them too long!

I’m not a fucking idiot, I know that. Calling someone a “felon” implies a conviction.

He wasnt a convicted felon then, don’t be a pedant

Female dogs aren’t “women” -___-

Lame and stupid

I, too, have been known to use sillygoosery as a loophole.

This is giving the first season of True Detective

Why

The waifu needs your social security number! It’s not a scam, baka!! It’s her special kink…

Smug. Defiant.

You forgot the misogyny. The women take the welfare and the men take the jobs and all the families are broken /s

It really wasn’t. They didn’t even put F. Durst on the door.

Yeah, I have one poetry chapbook out and multiple full length albums (I’m a drummer)

I don’t know how to message a user on here, but I love this so much I would be interested in purchasing the original and rights to use as album/book cover

I absolutely love this, is this original? Do you have more? Website? Commissions?

The lusty argonian maid

Ahahaha…

I can’t afford one either!