When i was little we would go on vacation to the south of france. People drove there like absolute maniacs. In one town there was a sign that said something like: if you drive 80kmh through here instead of 50kmh, you save 30 seconds. Is it worth to kill someone for 30 seconds? It was a big, official side on both sides of the town and it was there for a decade or so. I always wondered why things like that aren’t more common. I don’t think a lot of carbrains understand how little time you actually save when speeding and overtaking.

I wonder what the overlap is of people who would get an ozempic shot to lose weight, but don’t get vaccinated because big pharma is bad.

My dad thinks i’m crazy because i walk or bike to my sister’s or his place, which is like 40min by foot. Yeah man, if i were as fat as you that would be crazy

I just sit in my lifted truck, spend 40 dollars on gas, sit in traffic for 2 hours, shoot at some suspicious looking brown people and then get my chips.

That’s why they are called pokemongos

Actually we are the idiots, because we just let them launder money

She’s so talented.

Can’t wait to nothing ever happens to him. America needs to protect the pedos.

All that money and the only thing he could do is fix his hair, because that took no effort.

I think my last power outage was 30 years ago and i loved it. Lighting candles and playing boardgames. I never even considered that that’s a thing that still happens.

Thank god these kids can’t read

Of course, the solution to elect the dumbest person on the planet twice is to pollute the planet as much as possible. These people are the fucking worst.

I haven’t heard a single bad word about ted lasso, but i just can’t get into it. Is there like a: “you have to watch this far until it gets really good.” Moment?

Actually only 50% of us support the fat pedophile fascist.

Yeah somehow dr.Phil would be the better pick, which is funny as hell to me.

People will be wondering how these people can suddenly all afford private jets and pedo islands.

Ridley Scott knows he made a shit movie.

Shut up and let the man make movies.

Just go faster. I don’t get it.

They didn’t 1v1

These people aren’t even obese.