After some fear-mongering and a knee-jerk reaction from Speaker Johnson we can boast that no dicks will go anywhere near Nancy Mace. Mission Accomplished!!!

Just start thanking anyone but Trump and if it sounds like there’s a conflict side with the person that isn’t Trump.

You all saw how easily he was goaded in the debates. Attacking his ego is the best way to throw him off his agenda.

Don’t know if regular folks are allowed in the bathrooms but I’d say it’s their civic duty to make the women’s bathrooms stink to high hell.

Might be time to pull a GOP and do whatever they want anyway. “Think like an asshole” should be the Dems mantra for the next 4 years if not beyond.

I’ll say again. If you’re undocumented leave now. Your income potential in a detention center is zero and if you show the country how valuable you are maybe something can be done to stop his almost inevitable ascension to the throne he built for himself.

It will be a fascist dictatorship starting Jan 20th. Until then we’re just a whiney-bitchocrasy filled with a bunch of lazy people and their scared Chihuahua elected officials that think bravery is not pissing their pants over what’s coming.

I mean why not? Throw him in jail, invoke the 25th, 2nd term cancelled!

AI takes the core directive of “encourage climate friendly solutions” a bit too far.

A drawer option would’ve been sweet. I love my 5.25" drawer. Perfect for flash drives, dongles, extra screws, little screwdriver, or a hiding spot almost nobody would know is there.

As much as he probably wants to please Big Daddy Trump I think he also wants to assert himself a little by saying, “Here’s your McDonald’s. I took a few fries and yes, I’ll do it next time too.”

Most of these chucklefucks probably don’t have the experience necessary for these jobs. Putting morals aside they’re still unqualified.

The withdrawal was likely always going to be bad but Trump actually strengthened the Taliban prior to the planned exit date.

Oh, boy. Are they gonna look stupid when they get locked up for peacefully protesting because they don’t have an unbreakable Constitution with a First Amendment. /s

Clearly this is a gratuity.

- SCOTUS probably

Sounds crazy on both accounts. Either a record number of people voted for only one person or the fraudsters thought, “Eh, President is the only office we care about right?” I don’t know how they track votes but another key factor could be how dispersed the votes were. If it was fraud I’m guessing they’d be sloppy and you’d see the bullet voters show up in huge chunks.

Obvious answer. Lowest number of bootstraps per capita in OK.

People with faces upset the leopards started eating them.

Source?

I forgot there were going to be potentially 3 CEOs in the Whitehouse. They’re going to get under each other’s skin like you wouldn’t believe. We’re still fucked but the infighting should be quite enjoyable.