Grandpa, do you mind? It’s hard to talk to you when you do that in front of me.

The last movie would be him winning over the sinister six and in reality, Aunt may is weeping as they turn off his life support.

Hail Satan!

It’s not fair!

It’s your one way ticket to midnight.

I know Vader is supposed to be choking him, but he also looks like he is giving the stormtrooper a force handy.

We should ask them “what does the boot taste like”?

And the name of that boat? Albert Einstein.

Isn’t that just fried tofu?

It’s the smell…

Mr. F!

I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and…shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?

He wouldn’t say he redefined it, more like he has tainted the word schlonged .

That or “Simple Man!”. My bassist friend hates when I yell it out.

Why?

I know where this is from, but the images of googling "Trump schlonged " would cause most people to claw their own eyes out.

You have to sing it like the subway commercial.

Puckerberg!

“Bro, you need to get your kid to watch Peppa pig or something because I can’t understand her half the time.”