I’m not sure I appreciate the word hurdles there.

I keep seeing that they have some good science fiction shows and meaning to sign up. I just haven’t. Maybe when work buys me a new phone. I seem to remember a free couple of months last phone. I just didn’t get around to it.

And most of all, you must never speak to anyone in there.

I’m not stopping the chat with my bro just because I have a dick in my hand I’m pissing. I have shit to say

I’d also like to say that some of the funniest things I’ve ever heard have been uttered by a random at a urinal.

Didn’t this all happen last time we elected him too, and then his cabinet was total chaos for four years? I feel like this is all kinda familiar.

Honestly, I think people can easily sit in jail longer waiting for a trial to see if they should be in jail or not.

If the shoe fits…

Isn’t it also why male pattern balding exists? I didn’t know that about cholesterol though. I have high levels of both dammit.

I’ve often looked at my cat and thought, I’m glad you’re small enough not to kill me on accident.

Dumb Fuck!

Yes, shake the jar!

Sometimes you can pick up the kitty get a cuddle and a lap buddy, but sometimes this breeches every code of conduct and is the absolute disrespect.

I have two porch cats. They don’t look it here, but are actually kind of giant.

I pictured this together in a bowl and it’s making me feel a hair nauseated

If trump is going to withhold aide anyway, why doesn’t Ukraine just do whatever?

I guess it may not be set in stone that trump will stop funding, but it’s probably a good bet. I guess you can’t win that war that quickly though.

“he’s starting to believe”

I’m guessing this person isn’t a real frequent flyer if shes expecting a chatterbox and has a sandwich with her.

Probably just shock how how much worse planes have gotten.

But who knows

I’ve got a bum leg. Costco Advil is my friend.

I honestly waited too long to see the first one and thought it was just fine. I haven’t watched the second yet.

Avatar was pretty slick though.

Pull them britches up

Now I want a bowl of soup with oyster crackers.