What’s the only reason the pyramids are still in Egypt? They’re too big to fit in the British museum.

At least the current vw CEO isn’t openly a Nazi and they make good cars; unlike muskrat and his swasticars.

He lacks the depth or warmth to be called a cunt.

Too bad the rest of us get screwed along with them.

They aren’t.

To the surprise of no one who played it. What a dumpster fire.

It’s a week about sharks on Discovery channel.

You don’t seem to be getting anything positive out of interacting with your family, if you’re not financially dependent on them I would cut bait and live my best life. The text from your aunt is such passive aggressive bullshit, on her naughty list? Fuck outta here.

He’s too busy banging Melania to care.

Draining the swamp directly into his cabinet.

At that point wouldn’t it be more efficient just to dig one slightly larger hole?

He should be bullied now.

Don’t forget the racism and misogyny.

The first half have something in common with Trump then.

“yet” is one of the few things keeping me going.

Learned everything he knows from Nancy Reagan.

Go deep throat a cactus Elon.

Little fucking late now isn’t it?