Aren’t they forgetting our two most valuable candidates?

Shrek

Strength is stored in the balls

Hey hurry the fuck up I’m on lunch break from my job at the stupid ass factory!

I’m here to shut this thread down with the absolute wettest a female vocalist has sounded on mic

Goes from sensual into …just goddamn

Floetry - Say Yes

https://youtu.be/PCCGIXME164

I’ll turn myself in to the volcel police station

That was an amazing impression. My wife thought it was Trump from the other room

Ping please and thank you

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Lying in bed and can’t get back to sleep

I’ve never really articulated this thought out loud so here’s to trying

As a mixed-race person I’ve always felt a bit more isolated than my other POC friends who identify as one ethnicity and obviously belong to that ethnic group. I present as maybe white-passing with an Asian tint [ethnically ambiguous].

Just kind of envious of most people, white, POC or otherwise who have a shared cultural background to fall back on, while I just have my general interests, leftyness, and dirt-poor upbringing as points of conversation.

Any other Hexbears in this boat?

I fucking hate that you made me look at this

You could nuke Instagram at this very moment and nothing of value would be lost

North America obviously

Title made me think Taiwan but yeah this works too

Gonna jump on to the bicycle recommendation.

Use it for all of your transportation needs (I bus or Lyft when biking is not feasible) and you’ll save oodles of money that you can use to grab other items from this thread eventually.

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Gay Trans Asexuals

I won’t be satisfied until there are a hundred, no, a THOUSAND MORE SIMPSONS EMOJIS!

Oh shit they’re just 5 bucks a month?Probably worth supporting them instead of trying to figure out how the fuck an RSS feed works