Here you go! This thing is bad ass. You don’t really need to know anything other than turn it on and use it. There are modes, but you don’t have to use them. It does everything you mentioned. It even has a magnetic base so you can stick it to things when you remove it from the head strap. I’ve used it when working on my car and it was perfect.

For charging, you will need a battery charger. It takes 18350 lithium ion batteries. Just get a spare and keep it in the charger. When one goes dead then swap it with the one in the charger. You’ll never have to wait to charge the thing. Chargers are cheap on Amazon, as are batteries.

What is that rectangular one? It’s interesting.

You want the RovyVon A5 G4 Keychain Flashlight. It’s 650 Lumens, super tiny, and has a good battery. There are modes, but just don’t use them. I bought 2 of them (one as a gift) back in 2019 and they’re still going strong. I’ve even used one as a headlamp for a backpacking trip with the provided hat clip and it worked perfectly.

No no. You misunderstood. It’s a year from today! What a coincidence that I just happened to see your lack of faith exactly one year before it happens. After trump takes over and installs Elon Musk as head of the department of defense, he’ll activate the software update for the covid virus nanobots using military satellites that transmit 5G. The 5g nanobots will then force you to buy Microsoft products. This solidifies the Bill Gates’ control over the flat world, and the final signs will begin manifesting.

More spam is coming anyways.

I was completely shocked when I migrated to an iPhone 16 that I had a ton of unread spam texts. Android had been filtering them and I wasn’t even aware it was happening. Apparently iOS has no such feature. The best you can do is block numbers that aren’t in your contact list, which obviously isn’t a solution if you have any sort of life at all. But what I’m getting at is that if you switch to Android then you won’t even see any spam texts. I dumped the iPhone after a week and went back to my Pixel.

Pretty sure this is just satire, mocking coffee snobs.

Psh, that’s for people who don’t truly appreciate the full experience. The only true way to appreciate pizza is to spoon live yeast, flour, and water into your mouth separately, so you can appreciate the quality of each unique ingredient.

Pretty sure this is just satire, mocking coffee snobs.

Yes, that’s basically what it is! I read a lot about it back in like 2017 when I got my first VR headset. There are articles out there if you’re interested in reading more.

Allied brass quarreling over objectives seems to have been a contributing factor as well.

Ah, a tale as old as Armies.

Awe! Cute.

The headache and nausea comes from the hardware not being able to render 90 fps at 90 Hz. If you can satisfy that then both conditions go away almost completely.

Did he win the battle? Generals usually aren’t celebrated just for surviving, at least not in the USA. It’s not difficult to survive as a general.

Oh gosh!

What in the world?

Celebrated by who? The Germans? Why would Canadians celebrate a general killing all their kids?

And there are a bajillion of them, and all completely random. You could read for the rest of your life and not get through a single day’s worth of shared articles. That said, you really should read something before sharing it. That part is just stupid.

That does seem to be an effective strategy given all the spiteful old people in power these days.

It kinda sounds like you do though…

That makes no sense at all! I can cut a 3" pizza into 42 slices.