The number of tankies in this thread is just epic

Navy SEAL is an acronym. Doesn’t count.

Article 1, section 8:

The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises […]

Isn’t “Arbeitsnehmer” one who takes labor? I would think the worker gives his or her labor, and the industrialist takes it.

You do not need to be part of opec to sell oil. The US, UK, and Norway, just to name three, are not members.

https://www.opec.org/opec_web/en/about_us/25.htm

It’s not a social construct, it’s a legal concept

… and other fairy tales

I don’t care what your fucking fairy tale book says

That would be my reaction too. Who says “unsubscribe to” instead of “unsubscribe from”?

White isn’t a color, it’s a state of mind

I have a sex joke, but I don’t get it

Purple? Did you misspell lavender?

I can’t stress how important this is: babysitting does not, in fact, involve sitting on baby.

For real. Once I retire in a decade or so, I’ll try to live off social security for as log as possible, but once I need to dip into my savings, I’m just tapping my kid’s inheritance. At that point, death is the only financially rational option.

27 minutes of musical acts, 2 minutes of announcing the drivers’ names (you already know them)

The story I heard, and I don’t know if this is true or not, is that 100 isn’t just a human’s blood temperature, but specifically Mrs. Fahrenheit’s blood temperature.

Has Musk ever denied hiding the body of a murdered prostitute in the spacesuit that’s in the car he shot into space?

I assume that anything in slang or music that I don’t understand is either about sex or drugs.

Yeah, that’s not a danish, that’s an entire cake. It’s 14 ounces.

Around 2004-5 I regularly stayed at a large chain hotel near Tucson airport (something like Doubletree, but I’m not sure if it was that one). They charged a daily fee for the phone in your room. Not for using it, mind you, just for the phone being there. And no, they did not have rooms without phones.