• Drasglaf@sh.itjust.works
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    9 months ago

    The first time I rode a bike, I fell off a (short) cliff.

    The second time, I crashed against a tree.

    The third time I ran over some junkie who was daydreaming.

    I think it’s best if I don’t drive anything with wheels.

    Edit: Typo.