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A cop pulls Christ over while he changes his wine back into water in a panic
Christ has driven
Christ will ride again
I hope you didn’t keep him waiting longer than 2 minutes… you don’t want those charges on you, boy.
Just crucify him after the trip and all will be forgiven.
That’s an imposter. Jesus drives a Honda, but he doesn’t speak on his own Accord.
If only they were driving an Accord 😔
Actually the Hyundai is a rental for “He won’t speak on his own accord, but he’ll speak whatever he hears and will declare to you the things that are to come”
Rich men and heaven and something about camels and sewing needles - I dont know I’m not an apostle.
I, for one, am glad for the clarification that when Jesus takes the wheel, it’s the wheel of a Hyundai Elantra. The ambiguity was disconcerting.
