Moms everywhere after slaving hours in the kitchen preparing a banquet breakfast feast for her family of three, watching her son grab a bagel because they’re late for school: “ … Have a good day sweetie! Guess I’ll throw this in the trash.”

Dad looking up from the newspaper with stock quotes: “Oops, I’m late for the business factory. Bye, honey!”

Moms: “I hate my life, it’s like I’m living in a TV trope!”