• Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    The Jigsaw Killer family, grade A llama feed but Jesus fucking christ are they all just the WORST people imaginable.

    Even the supposed purist Kramer himself regularly set up traps that were just completely unfair like setting a timer on the razer maze or leaving Adam’s key where he’d have had no chance to realize where it was before he “failed” the test.

    Like seriously, for all his waxing philosophical, he has NO concept of how a human mind functions when panicking, including how a solid 3rd of the adrenaline response is FREEZE, the saw traps Kramer designs are guaranteed to kill at least a 3rd of all participants assuming it’s an even split which way you go when you start freaking out because a serial killer kidnapped you and strapped you into a death game where you have to literally maim yourself to survive.

    To say nothing of Amanda, who’s just a lunatic vigilante projecting her own worthlessness onto everyone that ends up in Kramer’s crosshairs, Hoffman who thinks any trap where a woman dies for no reason is an astounding success story, and Jill who is just so blisteringly stupid that she honestly deserved to die like an idiot for how little she did to even try and establish a line of communication with Gordon, the guy in charge of shutting Hoffman down if he ever became a threat to her, who himself is a moron for never using his supposed influence as the secret true heir and medical expertise to advise Kramer what the victims would physically be able to actually win at.

    And then there’s the super DUPER secret apprentice Logan who fucks everything up so spectacularly he can’t even get the catchphrase right!