Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah), who voted twice to convict former President Trump on impeachment charges, is ruling out voting for Trump in 2024, citing a court’s finding that the former president sexua…
    • JaymesRS@literature.cafeEnglish
      12·
      10 months ago

      As long as you were only soaking and someone else jump-humped it doesn’t count. That’s the 2nd of God’s loopholes.

      • tsonfeir@lemm.ee
        4·
        10 months ago

        He kept his special underwear on to protect him from the gay waves. Just remember to spit.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
      8·
      10 months ago

      Mormons of all sexualities have a lot of sex, especially when they’re teenagers. They just repress all of that later and feel super guilty about it.

        • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
          3·
          10 months ago

          Yep. It’s crazy to think that a person at the time in someone’s life when every single hormone in their body is saying, “FUCK SOMEONE! RIGHT NOW!” is usually going to be able to ignore that.

      • tsonfeir@lemm.ee
        5·
        10 months ago

        No… but I will say, as hideously unsexy as they are supposed to be, there was something really kinky about it. Sinning is my favorite flavor.