🥞 Happy Pancake Day 🥞
My complaint about the heat is being up all night pissing after smashing water all day.
Good news. My husband managed to talk to the neighbour and apparently they are renting. Got the details now. Still no sign of the wife. I think she might be in the freezer.
I wish I could open a window without having to stand guard so someone doesn’t hang from the flyscreen and destroy it.
Not naming names.
Does it start with a G and end with ibsonfluffybutt?
It does
Melbourne enabled dark mode and I’m into it.
Me: gee Melbourne I’d love some stable and predictable weather.
Melbourne: Request declined.
Unsupported feature.
Cannot handle the idea of sleeping tonight without a fan running
yup, my power went out
Miss Meow is “helping” with the sewing
Such a helpful girl!
Despite a brief stormy interlude without power and the "assistance "of Miss Meow I have finished today’s sewing project.
The curtain is for the doorway to my laundry, which is uninsulated and draughty and has just been closed off by an old blanket tacked in the opening for some years. At one stage it had a sliding door, but because there is not enough space next to the door to allow it to fully open it always partially blocked the doorway, and there is not really room for a hinged door there either. So a curtain seems the best solution, and also allows Mr Woof free access to the laundry, which is where his dog door is. The new curtain is thick woven fabric with a thermal lining so should keep the heat/cold out fairly well. It needs some weights in the bottom to sit more evenly, but I think I’ve done enough for one day.
I like it, especially the pelmet bit. You’re really quite handy aren’t you, with the gardening and preserving and making things… great skills to have. If the world goes to hell in a haycart I really hope there’s a place for you to subsist and live a simple but rewardingly self sufficient life. I’ll be on the outside with my machete and hunting knife at the ready, keeping to the shadows to avoid the petrol hunting raider gangs and zombie hoards.
Cut a hole at the right height and you’ve got yourself a gloryhole too. Great work.
Power is out, south and chesty flooded and no traffic lights, nbn is down, and i saw a cactus fly past at head height.
Marvellous
The end times are nigh. Flying cacti is a bit of a hint in that direction.
Cacti are deffo part of the sixth seal. Sun goes black, the moon turns red, stars fall to earth and cacti take to the air
I would urge you to duck…
But my advice for ducks is to be a duck.
This is very confusing.
Meanwhile all good on Kingston Rd from the Dingley bypass and around Centre Dande and Warrigal.
Today was an awful day to be running around the CBD. Despite staying indoors as much as possible, all the sun protection and water, I’ve been thoroughly dessicated in this roasting heat and attacked in the face by aggressive mini tornadoes of dried leaves. I’m so over it.
Plus side is, the drive went smoothly and my niece is very nicely set up. So glad I remembered the toilet paper. Just gotta stay awake till 8 then go home and zonk out.
Hello everyone, hopefully you’re all ok. We have no power in Burwood, and our phone internet is dial up speed. Our ETA for power to be back on is also 1pm on Thursday. I reeeeeaally hope it doesn’t take that long, I’m not built for sponge baths.
I hope this helps:⚡
Same situation and suburb, but my mobile internet isn’t slow it just only connects a few seconds at a time per minute
Thursday, damn that’s rough! I saw on the news there was a fallen high voltage tower, that could be why it’s taking so long. Hopefully you can go to another suburb friend/family/workplace to charge devices and have a shower if needed?
Thankfully we got power back at 5am today! Had a hot bath tonight, which was awesome!
- the doggo finally gets a runOur fence is completely down now between us and the fuckwits next door. Every time my husband goes to speak to them they run inside and ignore his banging on the door.
This time my husband knocked on their back door and they still didn’t answer. The old cunt lives outside like a hobbo for fucksake. I’m going to put a curse on them.
You own? While you can arrange to split costs, end of the day, legally, in vic, you can rebuild a fence whenever you want and your neighbours can gargle your balls.
Yeah we own but from my understanding is you can get the fence fixed with both party’s going halvies but the hard part is getting blood out of a stone.
Fencing notice. Enjoy. https://www.disputes.vic.gov.au/information-and-advice/fencing
It’s time to get a whole bunch of annoying animals. With the fence down, they’ll overrun his yard and he’ll be begging for a new fence in no time. Goats, geese, Rottweilers (have you seen the deposits they leave?)…
I’d feel sorry for the animals that would get lost in there.
Goats will consume most of it, and geese the rest. Also the geese will keep said neighbours pent up inside. They are formidable protectors. I believe you can rent goats for the purpose of clearing weeds from abandoned land - maybe this yard will qualify.
My dog would eat the animals.
Aahhh have a newbie who needs the office because they haven’t got home internet sorted and I need to go in too to be a good team leader and not make them the only team person braving the weather but I DON’T WANNA go out there…
I hope they have good air condiitoning at your work. That’d be the only saving grace.
They do and it’s very pleasant now I am actually here.
@[email protected] - To the tune of Shia LeBoeuf
Unable to sleep
Try Prof Brian Cox
The heat makes you weep
it’s Prof Brian Cox
Desperate to count sheeep…
Dulcet toned professor Prof Brian Cox.
I like it
Who’s ready to roast a fkn live again!
Top of the list for the next house, proper A/C and ventilation.
Everybody has had their brains cooked. An asleep boyo informed me he need to go walk the crayfish.
Channelling the Mock Turtle’s song in Alice in Wonderland. Given that lobsters and crayfish are pretty much the same.
“Will you walk a little faster?” said a whiting to a snail. "There’s a porpoise close behind us, and he’s treading on my tail. See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance! They are waiting on the shingle — will you come and join the dance? Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, will you join the dance?
“You can really have no notion how delightful it will be, When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!” But the snail replied “Too far, too far!” and gave a look askance— Said he thanked the whiting kindly, but he would not join the dance. Would not, could not, would not, could not, would not join the dance.
“What matters it how far we go?” his scaly friend replied. "There is another shore, you know, upon the other side. The further off from England the nearer is to France— Then turn not pale, beloved snail, but come and join the dance? Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, won’t you join the dance?
