No better way to spend a 4 day weekend in the summer than drinking a margarita on the porch of some place called “Captain Smelly Balls Nasty Crab Bucket Shack” while listening to a terrible ZZ Tops cover band.
This is like the one good element of American Culture and it should be preserved.
Sorry the winter is getting to me a little.
True lol, but I think these towns exist all over the world. And then you go swim in the beach, get tossed around by the surf, duck under the waves, somehow make it back to shore without needing the assistance of the lifeguards, and do it all again tomorrow until it’s time to go home