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Stamets@lemmy.world · 10 个月前

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 10 个月前

Yum.

Skin cells, dust mite shit and animal hairs.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works · 10 个月前

Oh boy wait until you hear about breathing.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 10 个月前

I find breathing to be better than not breathing.

Not licking the Himalayan salt lamp does not have the same effect.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works · 10 个月前

Yeah but you can breath any time. This might be your last chance to lick that lamp EVER

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 10 个月前

It might be the last chance to try to insert the Himalayan salt lamp into your dick hole too.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works · 10 个月前

But why would you do that

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 10 个月前

Like the old saying, anything is a sounding rod if you’re not a pussy.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works · 10 个月前

How old is this saying, really

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 10 个月前

At least two hours old.

Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 10 个月前

Smell is based mostly on particulate. Anything you inhale gets at least partly broken down and absorbed.

Thus, if you smell a fart, at least some small part of your body is metabolising someone else’s shit.

Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 10 个月前

If you smell a fart, the molecules in your nose once were in their ass hole.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 10 个月前

Chances are really good that a star combined the atoms that make up the molecules and it went nova to spread them out.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works · 10 个月前

Deep down I’ve always known this

Goblin_Mode@ttrpg.network · 10 个月前

Yeah licking random objects in your house is a little unsanitary.

Thanks SatansMagottyCumFart

Iron Lynx@lemmy.world · 10 个月前

Is Lemmy’s version of /r/rimjob_steve up already?