• get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works
      4·
      11 months ago

      Hey is me, your cousin. I’m kinda in a jam and need your help. The contractor cut me a huge check after the fire that took everything but the bank won’t cash it without proof. I just need $101 for proof and I can pay back immediately.

      This is for real.

      Thanks.

      Donkeyballs

      • Restaldt@lemmy.world
        2·
        11 months ago

        Hey its me your 2nd uncle

        I need about $3.50 to pay for shipping on a package from a nigerian price who needed my help

        I know we said over 100 for this but

        Donkeyballs

        • DrRatso@lemmy.ml
          3·
          11 months ago

          Well thats about the time I noticed my uncle was eight stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era.