aesthelete@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 11 months agoOur food systems are the greatestlemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1274arrow-down16file-text
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minus-squareMindSkipperBro12@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down20·11 months agoWith world hunger dropping, yes, our food system is the greatest so far.
minus-squareaesthelete@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down3·edit-211 months ago…and the great news is that if you eat a heaping helping of plastic you’ll remain full forever!
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 months agoNot true. I’m told I’m eating and drinking multiple helpings of plastic every day and I still get hungry.
minus-squareMindSkipperBro12@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoHave you tried diet plastic?
minus-squareaesthelete@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-211 months agoIt needs to be heaping, friend. Then you’ll never be hungry again, like this bird: warning: dead bird
minus-squareGuest_User@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoHow could a bird live for any amount of time with that much plastic in it? I would think that one pointy pink piece alone would be enough to rupture their stomach and kill it
minus-squarespacecowboy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoEver shot a grouse? I did as a wee human in the mountains and boy oh boy was I surprised at how much was in its belly when we cut it open.
With world hunger dropping, yes, our food system is the greatest so far.
…and the great news is that if you eat a heaping helping of plastic you’ll remain full forever!
Not true. I’m told I’m eating and drinking multiple helpings of plastic every day and I still get hungry.
Have you tried diet plastic?
It needs to be heaping, friend. Then you’ll never be hungry again, like this bird:
warning: dead bird
How could a bird live for any amount of time with that much plastic in it? I would think that one pointy pink piece alone would be enough to rupture their stomach and kill it
Ever shot a grouse?
I did as a wee human in the mountains and boy oh boy was I surprised at how much was in its belly when we cut it open.