Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoMy children will refer to me as father.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square145fedilinkarrow-up11.41Karrow-down121
arrow-up11.39Karrow-down1imageMy children will refer to me as father.lemmy.worldStriker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square145fedilink
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 year agoMy daughter hit me with “bro” tonight. She’s 8.
minus-squareflambonkscious@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·1 year agoInstantly grounded, no questions
minus-squareKataklistika@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoMy son just turned 5 and calls me “bruh” when he’s playing Minecraft. Otherwise it’s papa the rest of the day.
Same
My daughter hit me with “bro” tonight. She’s 8.
Instantly grounded, no questions
Into the pit.
…of despair
But daddy…
My son just turned 5 and calls me “bruh” when he’s playing Minecraft. Otherwise it’s papa the rest of the day.