Bot appears to be napping, so today’s thread is brought to you by the colour thirteen, the number puce, and the total fabulousness of the Numbat
I did a thing!
Yes you did. Pretty cool.
Dear bunnings:
Please include in your app an option to exclude all fucking marketplace crap. It’s a glorified shopping list, i don’t need to see shit you don’t have.
Especially when it drowns out actual store stock you great fopping twats
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Marge!
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Sky so pretty
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What is this place?
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Say hi to my cat
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I need a coffee
Melbourne dt wrapped 2023
Brought to you by numbats and weekday bot #001.
With honorable mentions going to “I bought a thing” and “so this is my work situation.”
PAKIDGE was a close contender. So was “I went to bunnings…”
and movies and music 😊
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Just did the weekly shop, and jesus fuck! At this point I’m seeing a $20-$40 per week increase, and that’s with substitutions for lower priced items or just plain going without.
I feel like I’m going insane when I see an item I bought a week ago suddenly double the price.
Woolies understands. They want you to spend less. 😡
I’d spend less if it wasn’t difficult for me to get to the got dang Aldi
They are looking into home delivery but it won’t be for awhile.
That’s amazing news.
I vote for this December as Numbat Appreciation Month. Moah numbats! Numbats everywhere! On every street corner! Roaming packs of numbats invading our parks and gardens. Enough numbats for everybody.
It looks like yesterday was Numbat day. https://www.australianenvironmentaleducation.com.au/australian-animals/numbat-maze/
I’m very happy that Numbats are actually known outside WA. there was a point where there were fewer than 1,000 left. Conservation programs have been very successful though, and while I don’t know current numbers, I remember the celebration when they estimated there were over 2,000 now.
The Numbats are adorable. That is all.
I love them.
I would like a small numbat posse for Christmas please. I’ve been good.
Night shift’s over for the bats. It’s now day shift for the lorikeets.
Bot clearly got into the decaf batteries. Numbats are just too adorable for their own good. Their little noses …
Bot really does not like weekends. I really need to organise the bootcamp and new office space I’m planning to try to get Bot to shape up and act a bit more professionally. I have two assignments due this week, and then I only have one subject still going so will hopefully be able to find more time.
Adjusting my sleep cycle back to normal hours is taking longer than I expected. Feel so utterly fucked during the day.
But that’s what I get for going to bed at 5am for a month or so 🙃
Ted Cat is waking me up for first breakfast so early I’m wrecked and can barely talk. 🥴😴 I’ve tried putting him in his own room but he meows loud all night. The latest tactic is a big meal at dinner, maybe he will sleep more.
Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
Do you have anything that is good for curing procastination?
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when you are drunk and asleep you are not procrastinating
Great idea! As an added bonus I will probably get fired for drinking at work, which means I will have more time to do everything in, a win-win situation!
Paracetamol and a lemon and ginger tea, thanks boss
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Termite muesli please
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A buffet of small invertebrates served with delicious sauces as appropriate for the species and some baguette. I am undecided about whether to choose coffee or tea, so maybe chai would be appropriate. This unexpected sunshine is doing my head in.
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Sluuurrp! Thank you very much.
Ectoplasm icy pole thanks
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Bit late for breakfast… I’ll take a 6 pack of of Cooper’s pale ale and a family size bag of twisties please
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Ohh two days of 30 degrees coming up after all this rain. It’s gonna be STEAMY
Tree up, time-lapse completed, front garden tree bow done. Added a blow up Christmas elf and pig to the front garden this year. Kids loved it. Multiple people commented on the walk past. Feels good man.
A Christmas pig? I need a pic please.
I love him!
I love his cute little nose 🐽💗
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Gibson’s bird tv is apparently more interesting than treats!
Ted is meowing like he’s dying.
He can see Bill eating dinner through the glass door and Ted wants it. Ted hasn’t even finish his own dinner yet
Spent part of my morning watching video recaps of people who died caving. That Nutty, Putty or whatever that place is, the horror of that story gave me such a visceral reaction compared other awful stories. So horrible.
But of course I am stupid and will watch others.
Hit the Design Market, but didn’t buy anything and weird weather, but I’ll take it. Beyotch that rode my ass in your Audi SUV may you get the runs at Xmas. Have made it to a late lunch and will enjoy my two-wheeled cruise after.
Hope you’re enjoying your Sunday!
I had completely put Nutty Putty out of my mind until now. Thank you, even the memory of reading that is horrific.
Time to concentrate very hard on something else.
😳 I’m sorry!
It’s all good! I have a vivid imagination
There’s this climbing gym down south called Bayside Rocks with a cool little caving simulation area. Two or three tunnels you can try out. Barely big enough to squeeze your body through and pitch black. It’s pretty freaky to try.
I haven’t had any fully claustrophobic experiences in a long time. I think there was only one when I was a child and I noped out very quickly.
It’s weird. I don’t mind weight, contorting or manoeuvring must have an escape hatch. I don’t know. Maybe it’s calculated risk, but I could literally feel anxiety and panic just listening to it. Ugh, usually I find I have this kind of distance listening to this stuff, but tight caves… Eeek.
