One day they will by mistake sign good players and win the league through sheer trial and error.
If you buy more lottery tickets than everyone else, you’ve got a way better chance of winning. Thanks, I’m Michael Owen.
He’s seen it all
Just thinking, Patrick Stewart walks in day one to Ten Hag’s office and just starts shouting, “The line must be drawn here. This far, no farther.”
I know things are pretty bad at United atm, but bringing in the X-Men is a bit much.
Make it so!
ENERGISE!
Gonna turn the team around by signing a bunch of gifted youngsters.
Man United the next generation
‘We have Patrick Stewart at home’
I did not come hear to read about that bald Patrick Stewart.
“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is football.”
To baldly go….
Probably signed with the hope that he would be like Patrick Stewart’s character in Star Trek.
Given the way things go at Old Trafford I’d say he’ll much more like to be like Patrick Stewart’s character in American Dad.
Man Utd is like comedy gold. 😀.
You thought we were shit, didn’t you? Acting.