Not falling for it.
New liberal guy: “We need normalize literal sex pests” average 
wannabee neoliberal journo scum worshipping a literal baphomet, lol
Ladies just can’t resist the tentacles
One of the best things about Europe is really the complete lack of disgusting and deadly poisunous insects, trees or anything like it. Can you hear me Australia?
We only have deadly mushrooms that kill you through stomach cramps and liver failure lol, but they’re okay, just don’t eat them.
a continent made so boring by millennia of human “culture” that any wildlife only exists in small pockets like mountains and on the far edges like scandinavia. and the wildlife that does exist is stuff like “fox” “wild duck” “regular size deer” “snake but not venomous just a little snake” all the way up to the end boss “normal brown bear”
euros when they venture outside of schengen and hear of an animal that is not a fuzzy little fuzzball: 👎
world 1-1 ass continent
Cope harder about not having to check your boots for deadly spiders before using them.
“Uh yes if I were to live in the Mario Video Game ™ I’d want to live in the final boss level with giant balls of flame hurled around” <- Statements dreamt up by the absolutely deranged
sorry but “euros can’t handle deadly spiders” is the new “mayos can’t handle spicy food” i don’t make the rules
It’s not so much “can’t” as “won’t” with regards to spiders
It’s time to invade the garden
Europe
not a continent
one might say incontinent
Don’t worry the mosquitoes are coming back with all kinds of wacky diseases
“Don’t worry about those weird pulsating tentacles, they’re for sex” is not a sentence I ever thought I’d read
Why do you have to hate on moths? Moths are cute.
Not listening to anything from someone with the username SpiderFarmer.
bigot
I try to bring light, and love, and levity to this world. What have they brought into this world other than spiders?
spiders are love, spiders are levity, spiders are light itself
Yet another new site tagline just dropped
New site tagline just dropped
This must be one of those arachno-communists i’ve heard so much about!
This anti-bug bigotry cannot be allowed to continue.
The bug is good and cool. Bugs need love too. The worst bug is miles better than the worst human. Bug supremacy <3
Convergent evolution of humans and bugs into parasitic creatures disproves this.
Parasites are also better than the worst of humans. They just take a little food, not more than they need, and they let the host go about their life a lot of times.
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Yeah! They just eat (1) tarantula and then go the rest of their lives eating nectar. And they don’t make the tarantulas extinct! Whereas a small handful of the worst humans are accelerating the holocene extinction by using their systemic power to block solutions to climate change, resulting in a fuckton of unnecessary extinctions. Parasites are so much better!
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It is horrifying, to be sure. But it’s not the baby wasp’s fault that it was born in a house made of food, that also happened to be alive. And it’s not the mother’s fault that the only childcare option nature has given her is inside a living spider. It is horrifying, and yet the wasp is innocent- it is just doing what nature intended, in order to survive. Humans, on the other hand-- the worst humans are the most powerful, and everyone and everything they torture and kill could have been avoided. Humans are omnivores and can choose to eat food that hasn’t been tortured. Humans do not need to wage war, or run prisons, or do any other terrible things. Humans can survive without those things, and yet some humans choose to, even though they have the choice not to and brain to understand why it’s bad. That is why the worst humans are worse than parasites.
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hell yes i have found my people
Can any females confirm the bouquet claims please?
buddy… we’re on Baphomet’s side
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Good post
irresistible female attracting chemical
Interestingly it’s also hammer attracting
Just bc you’re not into it doesn’t mean you need to kinkshame!
Hentai bug.
Hentai bug.
I rate this 5/10
on the bmf scaleno more half measures walter
I don’t know what people are complaining about, this is just a rad little guy living a rad little life.
Look at it, amazing animal. Cool bug.
Wow, didn’t even need to tell it to post hog.
