Send them an email they will give you stuff

Santa took all the hard working elves.

Low key I would prefer this, but I know I’m the weird one.

Not one chip in the whole package? Whenever I find this I wonder if there is a package somewhere with 2x chips…

So they’re just sugar cookies then? At least you can look forward to the .02 cents in the mail when the class action lawsuit comes along :^)

Chips Ahoy definitely had a promotion back in the 2000s where 1000 boxes would be delivered sans-chips and you’d win $1k.

https://youtu.be/Up4ABwd7WgI

The world will end soon.

This is the perfect chance to have practiced your chocolate skills by dipping the cookies in chocolate.

That’s not chips, Americans are weird at naming things :/

Not gonna lie, the cookie part of chocolate chip cookies without the chocolate chips is the dream I’ve been chasing my whole life.