ZeroCool@feddit.ch to News@lemmy.world · 1 年前Women are less likely to receive CPR in public than men: Studywww.yahoo.comexternal-linkmessage-square272fedilinkarrow-up1556arrow-down127
arrow-up1529arrow-down1external-linkWomen are less likely to receive CPR in public than men: Studywww.yahoo.comZeroCool@feddit.ch to News@lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square272fedilink
minus-squarecircuscritic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·edit-21 年前Which is why all the most clever rapists carry defibs. If you EVER see a man carrying a defibrillator, 9 of 10 times, he’s a rapist. What’s worse, the extra super clever ones, ride around in ambulances with disguises to make them look like paramedics. Whenever I see a rapist mobile with flashing lights, I run them off the road. I’ve saved at least a dozen women already this year.
minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 年前To be fair there are rapist mobiles and they do have flashing lights, they just don’t say “Ambulance” on them.
Which is why all the most clever rapists carry defibs.
If you EVER see a man carrying a defibrillator, 9 of 10 times, he’s a rapist.
What’s worse, the extra super clever ones, ride around in ambulances with disguises to make them look like paramedics.
Whenever I see a rapist mobile with flashing lights, I run them off the road.
I’ve saved at least a dozen women already this year.
To be fair there are rapist mobiles and they do have flashing lights, they just don’t say “Ambulance” on them.