I’m so sure that this will happen…
More lies from a fraud
Earnings call is today
Ah so more market manipulation… got it. Jesus I hate this douchebag.
‘this year’
Sure, Elon. Lets get you back to bed.
… Even assuming the self driving tech was actually capable of doing this, which is won’t be…
How would this even make any sense?
Ok, if you live within about 200 to 300 miles of a Tesla factory, … you have this option?
Fremont, California; Sparks, Nevada; Austin, Texas; Buffalo, New York; Lathrop, California.
Outside of 250 miles ish of one of those places? No self driving delivery for you.
… And I am pretty surr not all models are made at all those locations.
Despite long ago claiming his EVs and charger network would be capable of automatically recharging or battery swapping themselves… to make a long distance journey… that … doesn’t exist, he abandoned all of that.
Even funnier: Imagine a tesla self driving from the as of yet to be completed gigafactory in Monterrey Mexico… through the border checkpoint.
The auto charger network doesn’t exist, the car would murder people, cause an accident or fucking explode in the border queue… and even if none of that happened… how in the fuck is a self driving car gonna get through a militarized border crossing?
If he just gives himself a waiver via DOGE for his cars… congrats Elon, you are now a drug trafficker / arms smuggler, whether you know it or not.
… fucking lunacy.
He’ll have a single car delivered this way, and there will be a Tesla robot in the driver’s seat being puppeted by someone in the back seat of a Tahoe driving behind the car (they couldn’t do actual remote because starlink doesn’t cover the delivery area).
They’ll then awkwardly film the whole thing, interview the overenthusiastic stooge they hired to “buy” the car, and fly the mission accomplished banner.
lol right. tesla cars can’t even tell the difference between a painting on a wall and the actual road.
It’s irrelevant because I’m never buying anything that piece of shit touches.
LOL my Tesla? Nonono. The possibility of me ordering a Tesla would require so much leadership refactoring at Tesla, I’m confident this is no longer a possibility.
To put it more sussinctly:
Fuck off with this bullshit ad headline. I wouldn’t touch these swasticars if they jerked me off nightly
I don’t want to be caught dead driving one of those fucking nazimobiles. I would not take one even if it were free.
lol they can’t even drive from the factory to the parking lot in their fremont facility.
Right… My favorite “promise” so far was the Tesla SpaceX edition (with rocket boosters or microjets or some shit, IDK doesn’t make sense) and die-hard fans defending this PR stunt as “the car that might fly”.
I ain’t buying that piece of shit if it offers blowjobs.
Next thing they’ll “say it will do your taxes and walk your dog”. Seriously this company is so unserious.
Driver included
It’s one of those robots that’s just remote controlled by some guy in a call center.
Not because of advancements in technology, but because of erosion of regulations.
As if the far right folks will buy an electric car and Elon burned the bridges for buyers on the left.
No, but the not as far right conservatives might. I have a cousin who bought one recently… I’m pretty sure it happened because of the Whitehouse yard sale Trump did with Musk.
