• GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    13 days ago

    (Full version, I make up lots of song parodies at work)

    I don’t need anyone

    I still need mom and dad

    Don’t got a pretty face

    I lost the human race

    And I’ve got some news for you

    You work a kitchen too!

    I’ve got my pots and pans

    Working til I can’t stand

    Balsamic reducer

    Ain’t no loser

    People out kn the streets

    They don’t know who I am

    I watch them eat my food

    And they just pass me by

    But I’m not just anyone

    I’ll boil this sauce down to none!

    (Chorus)

    I’ll have a drizzle soon

    For pizzas and salads too

    Things will be different then

    We’ll be supplied again

    Then I’ll be 5 and a half feet tall

    Getting paid nothing at all

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        13 days ago

        I don’t but totally could for this one. I can play it on all necessary instruments. Some other tunes I’ve Weird Al’d could be hard. Balsamic reduction takes a long time albeit very little attention, you just simmer Balsamic vinegar until thicc, if the vinegar is low quality maybe add sugar but it stinks cause its vinegar cooking off. I wrote it in my head over the course of a 15 minutes or so while working and then delivered. No one had heard the original, including my chef who’s old band I saw open for fucking DOA when I was 14

        • I don’t but totally could for this one. I can play it on all necessary instruments.

          That’s sick! Recording, mixing and editing always seemed like a pain though.

          Balsamic vinegar until thicc, if the vinegar is low quality maybe add sugar but it stinks cause its vinegar cooking off

          I don‘t mind the smell of vinegar tbh

          including my chef who’s old band I saw open for fucking DOA when I was 14

          wow

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            I’ve gota good floor mic and enjoy mixing. I’m slowly working my way back to a decent home recording setup. Even have an electric drum kit now. I just need to get more cables and amps so I can have everything ready to roll without moving my living room around each time I wanna play something else