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Doctor tells you you have exactly 31 days left until you drop dead, what do you do?

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Doctor tells you you have exactly 31 days left until you drop dead, what do you do?

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“You got 5"

5 what?

“4 3 2 1”
- JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world
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  Doctor says “I got bad news and even worse news. The bad news is, you have 24 hours to live”
  
  I said “Oh my god Doc! What could be worse than that?”
  
  Doctor comes back, "I couldn’t get ahold of you yesterday!
  
  (24 hours Joyner Lucas iirc)

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